Irene Mildred Campos

Irene, affectionately known as “Bean,” is a 12-year-old red-brown mini dachshund mix and a certified grouchy granny. As Senior Director of Complaints & Naps, she specializes in barking first, cuddling strictly on her own terms, and occasionally faking a limp when she feels she isn’t receiving enough attention. She may be a little stinky and have more bark than bite, but underneath it all, she’s the sweetest old lady, as long as you don’t interrupt her nap.