Juno Marie Campos

Meet Juno, better known as “Buggy Baby,” a 3-year-old red dapple long-haired dachshund who firmly believes the world revolves around her, and honestly, it kind of does. As Director of Chaos & Binky Operations, she spends her days squeaking her beloved Binky, lying directly on your feet, and waking up from naps with some seriously impressive bed head. She gives major Muffin Heeler energy: adorable, slightly unhinged, absolutely in charge, and always ready to annoy her big sister Irene. In true Muffin fashion, Juno would proudly remind everyone, “I’m the flamingo queen!”